Conversation in Zelda's House
Me: No tea.
Mr. Zelda: hmmm
Me: I need tea, I done gave up the coffee, need tea.
Mr. Zelda: You just replaced one caffiene for another.
Me: So.
Mr. Zelda: You ain't gonna cook.
Me: No tea, no energy, no food.
Mr. Zelda: I guess I'll go to the store.
Me: Wake me up when you get home and fix tea.
Mr. Zelda: Anything else.
Me: Good fruit.
Mr. Zelda: What if the fruit is bad?
Me: Better find a fucking apple tree.
Mr. Zelda: hmmm
Me: I need tea, I done gave up the coffee, need tea.
Mr. Zelda: You just replaced one caffiene for another.
Me: So.
Mr. Zelda: You ain't gonna cook.
Me: No tea, no energy, no food.
Mr. Zelda: I guess I'll go to the store.
Me: Wake me up when you get home and fix tea.
Mr. Zelda: Anything else.
Me: Good fruit.
Mr. Zelda: What if the fruit is bad?
Me: Better find a fucking apple tree.
posted by zelda1 | 1:29 PM
3 Comments:
hahaha...i just love that...tis so funny!
You gave up the coffee? Yikes. You're a better woman than I am.
Yes, I am going to have surgery and the coffee, well, it's part of the problem. I only drink decaff now, but on Mondays, I still enjoy your cup of joe.
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